My Two-Dimensional Pastor Man

Here’s that hot new hymn everybody has been raving about. It is storming the congregations in America. The opening lines say it all:

Fourteen thousand members and me,
Watch the preacher up on the screen.
I have never shaken his hand,
My two-dimensional pastor man.
Welcome to America.

Go listen—you’ll love it!

About arator

Jesus is alive and the whole Bible is about Him, and I am nobody. I like to till the earth and muse over all things theological.
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2 Responses to My Two-Dimensional Pastor Man

  1. Mary says:

    That is Ross King, you can see more about him and hear some of his music at http://www.rosskingmusic.com. Better than most CCM. Oh, and I’ll be your spell check if you want. ;)

  2. pw says:

    Mary, are you implying that I misspelled something? I can’t say that is impossible, but I have looked over the above text several times to see if you are alluding to something there, and neither Avia nor myself can seem to find anything.
    Avus

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