Americans

Something to think about:

“All Americans are Christians.”

“All Americans are rich.”

“All Americans are immoral.”

We had a missionary couple from an Islamic country preach in our service a while back, and during a Q & A the above is what all the locals believe. We were told this perception is based mainly on two things: the fact that famous figures such as Madonna prominently wear a cross around their neck, and most of the American tourists throw a lot of money around and dress and act immorally.

Because of this they introduce themselves as “followers of Jesus Christ, the Messiah,” and they try to dress as modestly as possibly, among other things, to differentiate themselves from “Christians.”

What a novel idea. Maybe we here in the U.S. should adopt similar measures. Ya Think? Well, maybe we would first have to adopt different views of our faith.

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Steve Brown’s Calvinism

“I’m a five-point Calvinist. That means I believe there’s not any perspiration on God’s upper lip.”

Steve Brown, December 19th podcast of Steve Brown Etc.

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Thank You at 53

Just a quick thank you, you core faithful here at the Hombre’s. The cards, calls, and “other” expressions of thoughtfulness were much appreciated. Just a little heads up for 1 and 2: 3 cooked breakfast for me Thursday morning, and I’m not talking Pop-Tarts. Bacon and eggs with biscuits and gravy it was. Just thought you would like to know, so you can plan for next year.

Thank you, all.

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My Two-Dimensional Pastor Man

Here’s that hot new hymn everybody has been raving about. It is storming the congregations in America. The opening lines say it all:

Fourteen thousand members and me,
Watch the preacher up on the screen.
I have never shaken his hand,
My two-dimensional pastor man.
Welcome to America.

Go listen—you’ll love it!

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Puritans and Pagans

While cleaning out my computer the other day, I came across this text clipping that pretty much says it for me these days.

“That is why I often find myself at such cross-purposes with the modern world: I have been a converted Pagan living among apostate Puritans.”
C. S. Lewis

The above portion of this post has sat in my drafts for a couple three weeks due to a busy schedule. For that reason this quote has been running through my thoughts a good bit, so I have had time to mull over it before completing this post. Although it still does resonate with me quite a bit, I find it to be a two-edged sword. I find myself on both sides of the quote; with one thought the converted Pagan, and with the next thought among the apostate Puritans.

You do realize, don’t you, that pretty much all of life is based on a continuum? Nearly nothing is black and white. Sure, there is objective reality with God, but with man, broken and fallen, every issue is gold mixed with dross. I find myself criticizing my apostate Puritan brethren at one point, only to find myself the apostate Puritan at another point.

So where is the path through this mess we call The Christian Walk? How do you perceive yourself just as broken as the rest, just in different places? Of course love would be the quick answer, but one-word answers are easy to spit out yet impossible to put into practice—perfectly. Maybe patience would be a good one-worder, but I, like you don’t have time for that. I’m sure endurance supplies no solution, because I see myself wearing down, wearing out. I fear my mileage is about to out last my warranty.

There is one word that will suffice, but is still no easy answer. All good answers, although simple, are never easy. Jesus. We need to look more to him and less at those around us. When we do look at our brothers and sisters, we need to look for Jesus in them. Love him and look for the blood mark on them and love them.

How this is all acomplished ventured into is also simple yet difficult. Here two words lead the way: prayer and Scripture. We need to spend more time with our Savior via these two modes of communication. Be honest with yourself. Couldn’t you spend more time in prayer and Scripture reading?

I’ll be honest. I know I could.

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Four Lists on Lists, and the Big List

Lists are popular these days on blogs of all types. “Christian” blogs are no exceptions:

  1. Four Keys to a Fruitful Pastorate This is hardly a list at all, but good, much-needed advice.
  2. Ten Reasons to Oppose a Wall Street Bailout
  3. Top Ten Ways to Write Bad Worship Songs
  4. Ten Reasons Why I Appreciate the ESV Study Bible
  5. Four Lists on Lists, and the Big List

There are five reasons why lists are so popular:

  1. They are so easy to create.
  2. They are easy to read, digest, and remember.
  3. Lists represent a body of knowledge, making its author seem knowledgeable.
  4. Lists are a natural way to process information: grocery lists, to-do lists, hit lists, black lists.
  5. Most of all, it has been shown that posts made up of lists tend to boost rankings with the blog-bean counters such as Technorati.

Five keys to good lists.

  1. Be funny.
  2. Be brief.
  3. Be informative.
  4. Make lists about the minutiae of life, things you don’t normally think about.
  5. Lists need to contain at least five items, but no more than a dozen or so.

Martin Luther nailing his ninety-five theses to the church door in Wittenburg, Germany.Martin Luther would have made a good blogger. He certainly was a good list maker. It was on this day in 1517 that this German monk of the Augustinian order wrote a list with ninety-five items. He felt so strongly about that list that he went and nailed it to the church door in Wittenburg, Germany. The list contained things like:

  1. The Pope wears funny clothes.
  2. And he has bad breath too.
  3. Why can’t we build St. Peters in Germany?
  4. Do the mass in German. The higher critics will be speaking it in four-hundred years anyway.
  5. Besides all that, I want to get married.

Many Christians wrongly believe that Luther’s list of ninety-five eventually boiled down to the five points of Calvinism, when in fact they shook out to make the five solas, but those two lists need to be saved for another post.

Have a happy Halloween Reformation Day and “Boo” to you too, Michael.

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Oops

The past few weeks I have been working on my church’s website, which is another WordPress installation. On it I have made numerous modifications, disabling much of what makes WordPress look like a blog, so that it will look like a church website. I just stumbled across the fact that some of the files from that got into this install, disabling the comments to my posts. Maybe that is why nobody has commented for weeks. Well, it’s all back as should be. So if there are no comments, it’s your fault now.

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—of September 28, 2008

There will be no round-up this week boys. Mr McGregor has been busy chasing Peter Rabbit out of his garden this week, among other things. Instead, here are three links to follow.

  1. As I read around I have found that this young man has more on the ball than most men who have been in the ministry half their lives. If Southern cranks out just ten percent of their graduates that are half as astute as this guy, then there may be hope for the future of the SBC, after all.
  2. This guy is smarter than a tree full of owls. Every time I read him it makes me want to be a Presbyterian; or what ever he is.
  3. This brother is the real deal; just a faithful pastor is a small-ish metro SBC church, ministering faithfully to his congregation. You should read his weekly addresses. They may not win a Pulitzer, but like I said, It’s the real deal. Besides all that, he’s my pastor, and I manage the site, and I want to show off the make-over that I am working on.

Have a great weekend and Lord’s day.

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—of September 21, 2008

I’m a little late posting last weeks roundup, but I had some family matters needing attention. Better late than never. Here’s the five best posts by Christian bloggers that I read this past week. Go check them out:

1. From a Pastor’s Heart:
“…there is a huge difference between “feeding” the people from the Word and “scolding” the people from the Word. I used to think that it was my job as the preacher to let everyone know what they were doing wrong. Rather than scold them, I now try to encourage them, comfort them, challenge them, and love them.
Les Puryear at Joining God in His Work:How Not to Preach“.

2. On Female Pastors and Beth Moore:
“When do we get the exercise in pretzel logic that explains there’s no inconsistency in having a female Bible teacher with an audience larger than any pastor in a denomination that opposes women pastors?”
Michael Spenser at The Internet Monk:Send in the Clowns.”
I saw a news piece on ABC that exploited this very thing, interviewing three Southern students, and then Dr. Mohler, and then switching over to the LifeWay issue. We are our own worst enemies.

3. A New Theological Journal:
“But if you look carefully, you will see that they have nothing from folks from TEC (the Episcopal Confusion). Why ask for theological nuance and substance from people who are still struggling with the concept of boys and girls?”
Douglas Wilson at Blog and Mablog: “Three Cheers for Anglicans, the Kind Who Believe the Bible

Hey, all you SBC Fundamentalists, check out this journal. Links for free samples and articles are available at the post. Be careful, though; you might learn something about the bigger world outside the compound walls. Worse yet, you might even be persuaded to sprinkle your babies.

4. On Pacing Yourself:
While I have been a sprinter
most of my life, I am [now (sp.)] trying to learn how to be the long distance
runner. The long distance runner paces himself and endures the entire
length of the race. The long distance runner of whom Paul writes in
Hebrews 12:1-3.

Les Puryear at sbc IMPACT!: “Goodbye Sprinter: Hello Long Distance Runner

Good advice, and five good points follow on how to achieve the transition from burn-out mode to finishing-the-course mode.

5. BAPTIST: A Great Acronymn:
“My goal was … to answer the question in my own mind, “How can we revitalize our denomination?”  I approached the task from the point of view of what I would preach to the convention if asked (by the way, like most small church pastors, I have not been and I don’t expect that I ever will be asked).”

From A Contract with Southern Baptists – Part 7.

Check these seven posts out and find what the Letters B.A.P.T.I.S.T. really stand for.

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Linguistic Reductionism

Here’s a couple of jewels from a podcast I heard a couple of weeks ago:

Atonement is a non-negotiable concept. What do you put in its place? What happens is the gospel becomes “I can have a personal relationship with Jesus.” The devil has a personal relationship with Jesus! What kind of a personal relationship with Jesus, and what is the ground of that personal relationship? Obviously being a Christian involves having a personal relationship with Jesus, but there’s content to that relationship that defines that relationship and to just call it a personal relationship I don’t think is very helpful.

R. C. Sproul on The White Horse Inn; An Interview with R. C. Sproul, from September 7, 2008

And then there’s this. The quote is even more powerful when you realize its author is a theologian from a mainline denomination.

You just haven’t said “salvation” when you say “self-esteem.” Thank you, Robert Schuler. And you haven’t said “the good news of Jesus Christ” when you’ve said “I have found a way to help your marriage work.” In Christianity you’ve got to sit and learn the language.You’ve got to sit and learn the vocabulary, and the grammar. Christianity in a way is like learning a new language, and if you’ve ever tried to learn French, you know you’re not just learning different labels. You’re learning a different culture. You’re moving through the words into a different world. So I’m not much on the translation mode. That is the old, I think now, discredited liberal project of the 19th and early 20th century that many of us mainliners realize takes you nowhere. It’s an incredible thinning out of the gospel. It is so disheartening to see evangelicals now jumping on that and buying it. We’re all liberals now.

William Willimon, on The White Horse Inn; An Interview with R. C. Sproul, from Septermber 7, 2008.

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